Fantastic

Got the Monday morning blues? Go read this post  on Shakesville.

Here's a sampling from "More and More Americans Going to Hell Despite Faith-Based Programs":

Many believed that the emergence of "Faith-Based" programs, as instituted by U.S. President George W. Bush, would eventually slow entrances to Hell to a crawl. Instead, it's been a virtual stampede. Some experts have claimed, however, that such a result was easy to predict.

"Let's see, No Child Left Behind leaves behind children, the $6-billion Reading First program has left more children unable to read, abstinence-only programs have led to higher teen pregnancy rates, etc., etc.," said a despondent Jesus Christ from a bar in Sacramento, Calif. "I'm pretty sure if the Bush Administration started a 'Nipple Protection' program, the U.S. would be a nipple-less society inside of six months."

Brilliant.