Every once in a while, I'll open my mouth and my mother and father will jump out.
You know, you think that you're your own person, but then you become your parents and it sends you all, well, cattywampus. And there it is. Cattywampus. I was getting Connery dressed after his nap the other day and his hair was going every which way. I looked at him and said, "You're just all cattywampus, aren't you?" And then I licked my palm and smoothed down his hair.
My God. I'm using Momspit as a hair tonic and saying cattywampus. When did this happen?