"Restore Integrity...Vote Republican"
Yes, indeed. Since the restoration of our national integrity, not a single Presidentially "sealed" navy blue intern's dress has emerged into national prominence. More importantly, the Presidential Office has been tarnished with not a single lie involving oral sex or "be" verbs ("That depends on what your definition of is is.").
I sure do feel integrified all right.
Thank heavens the only lies coming to us from this administration are on the subjects of intelligence, torture, and domestic spying. Because while I would hate to think that there are untruths about fellatio floating about, lies that lead to the deaths of American troops and Iraqis are fine by me. Ditto lies that denigrate our international reputation as a just and fair nation by using semantics to justify the use of torture. And don't get me started on the government reading my email and listening to my phone conversations (Hi, Dick!). I love thinking that my words could bring some measure of joy to the government. I think it's absolutely appropriate that the probe that has been opened into the issue of spooks listening to my talks with Mom when I was overseas involves not the issue itself but that someone linked the information to a reporter. And anyway, George has told us that we shouldn't worry, because he only authorized spying on bad people.
I believe him. Don't you?