Connie is so tie-tie...

Poor Con-man Burns. Now he's falling asleep at a hearing in technicolor glory atop the Daily Kos. However, as a Semi-Narcoleptic American, I have to take exception to this footage. If there were a camera trained on me at such an event, I can't promise it wouldn't record similar results. Hell, if someone had been following me around in college and grad school just taking pictures of the drool marks and note trail-offs in my binders, I never would have graduated. Falling asleep in a field hearing? That's no challenge at all. Try it in a Russian class with only seven other students and the world's most sadistic professor. Apparently, I'm ready for the Senate!