This is my new phone. It's sleek. It's got a camera. It takes short videos. I could watch TV on it, for heaven's sake. But best of all, it was free with our contract renewal.
The problem is that the receiver is so sensitive that I apparently sound like a crank call pervert when I breathe. I noticed it first when I was recording my voice mail greeting, which sounded a little like this:
(SHARP INTAKE OF BREATH): "Luke, you've reached my voice mail, Luke." (EXHALE LIKE DARTH VADER WITH A HEAD COLD) "Oh, and, Luke? I'm your father." (INTAKE OF BREATH)
This is a problem, as I use my mobile phone for business. It's going to be very impressive to do interviews with people while they are wondering if I'm going to ask next if they have Prince Albert in a can or threaten the Jedi with extinction.