...it's only because the Democrats--in their smaller, more fuel-efficient cars--were all blown to Big Timber trying to get to the polls.
No semis have blown over yet--to my knowledge--but Chip's barbecue (a big, manly one) was blown halfway across our deck before I rescued it.
My worst idea today? Agreeing to do a honk-n-wave for Monica Lindeen. Let's just say that the combination of 75 mph winds and a large campaign sign are not exactly compatible.
Luck, be a lady tonight.