I'm a little bit of a freak about the whole baby naming thing. I don't want much, really, just a name that does not appear in the Social Security Top 1000, will not be the subject of derision on this site or on the hypothetical playground, has not been used or held by any of my friends, acquaintances, co-workers, relatives, or unlikeable celebrities, and is not weird. And doesn't start with an 'R. Or end with an 'R'.
I can't figure out why I'm not having better luck. There must be...um...six girl names in the universe that fit those criteria.
Is it a bad sign that we had to hold a contest at my work to name our cat when we got her seven years ago?