1. Watching the snow fall.
2. Rechristening the baby "Mambo."
3. Failing to come up with an actual name for the baby.
4. Waterboarding my son. (Oh, the asthma specialist calls it nasal irrigation but the effect is strikingly similar.)
5. Not going to the gym.
6. Sleeping in--twice!
7. Letting my pregnancy hormones get the better of me while on the phone with pharmaceutical giant Astra-Zeneca about their $750-per-month asthma medication.
8. Not providing free linky-links to pharmaceutical giants. (Take that!)
9. Laughing about Sher's Easter Massacre.
10. Missing the deadlines for both childbirth education and sibling classes. Second baby syndrome much?
11. Paying $3.40 a gallon for gas.
12. Trying not to be bitter as I remember European gas prices.
13. Failing because I also remember European mass transit opportunities.
14. Attempting to rip off my own ears rather than listen to another radio story about the presidential elections.
15. Reattaching them with needle and thread after remembering the $750-per-month prescription.
Anything that needs clarification?