"Oh, look!" I say, spying an article in the Bozeman Chronicle describing MSU paleontologist (and model for the Jurassic Park main character) Jack Horner's work on creating dinosaurs out of chickens. Chickenosaurs, if you will. I read the first couple of paragraphs to Connery and remind him that Jack Horner was the scientist who spoke at the Bozeman Symphony's Kids' Concert we went to last month.
Connery's interested, so I keep skimming for interesting tibdits.
"Uh-oh, we could be in for some kind of Cylon chicken problem, though," I opine, reading that scientists in Wisconsin have already created chicken with teeth. "I don't think I want my chicken having teeth."
"Mom," Connery says, unconcerned. "We don't have a chicken."