Connery: "Mommy, what is Easter all about?"
Me: "It's a holiday that Christians celebrate to mark the resurrection of Jesus Christ." (Talk down to my kid? Never!)
C: "What's resurrection?"
Me: "When someone comes back to life after having been dead."
C: "OooooooooK." (Long pause) "So where does the Easter Bunny come in? And why does he hide eggs in daddy's hat?"