Via Sher comes this hilarious video that explains the birth of the kilt. Since it is, as Sher points out, Burns Night, and it is, as Melissa McEwan points out, finally legal again after 21 years to import a haggis from Scotland to the United States, I think it's appropriate:
I hope all of my Scots friends are enjoying a festive evening, with all the haggis they can...um...stomach?